1 Pillsbury bread package-thing (I like French bread loaf, but Crescents, like I use here, works too)
1 package of cheese (sliced is better, shredded is cheaper)
1 package or roll of pepperoni
some flour or other thing to keep the bread from sticking
a tray to bake this stuff on
a mug, whisk, and frondy baster-y thingy help too
So, first, heat the oven to 350° and then go on and break your egg into your mug or w/e and mix it. Coat the pan with whatever "please don't stick to the pan" solution you've got going, roll out your dough, and use that weird little frondy thing to coat the visible part of the dough...
Next up, layer some cheese and pepperoni on all that dough! If you have a bigger thing of dough, you can do much better layering. Same thing if you're using sliced cheese.
Then you just roll them up, coat the outsides with more egg, and stick them in the oven for whatever time it says on the package/till they start to look nice and brown.
Truly, beautiful... And then they come out brown and yummy and you let them cool or burn your mouth. Either way, it's delicious, even if it isn't pretty to make.
(they should look browner than this, but the light in my kitchen is messed up :C )
And the egg isn't really necessary, btw, it's just something that makes it look nice and taste better. You can also use other meats, or none at all, or just put in whatever the hell you want and I'm pretty sure it'll still work.
...in retrospect this is a really horrible way to try to demonstrate a recipe that my family and I've whittled down to the minimum of effort possible, but oh well. I don't think anyone really has the time to make dough from scratch most of the time, so...
Hope you like this! (Also you should definitely give me recipe ideas I need to attempt to learn this whole cooking thing beyond things in boxes and pepperoni bread, please).